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schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2003-12-29 06:35 pm
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BRILLIANT!

Ok, I just had the most brilliant of brilliant crossover ideas. 28 Days Later/Harry Potter.

Wait, wait, don't start yelling crazy quite yet. Think about it. Infected!Draco spitting blood all over Hermione and trying to bite Harry. Or perhaps an infected Dobby attacking Dumbledore. The possibilities are myriad and beautiful.

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[identity profile] wikdsushi.livejournal.com 2003-12-29 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, dear god. Buckbeak! "Harry, why is this thing looking at me like that? Harry? HARRY?? OH, SWEET JESUS! *mangled screaming*"

Poor Sirius. (Well, he was gonna die anyway...)

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2003-12-30 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Infected!Grawp.

Nough said.

[identity profile] wikdsushi.livejournal.com 2003-12-30 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Hermy!"

"Grawp? Is that you, Grawp? What happened to your eyes?"

"HERMY!"

"Oh, god, Harry, help m--ARRGHARRGHARRGHNOOOPLEEEEEASE!!!"

*five minutes later*

"Hermione! Hermione, are you here? It's me, Harry! Oh, there you arRRRGH!!"

And Voldemort lived happily ever after. The end.

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2003-12-30 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Voldemort: "Wormtail! Bring me my slippers."

Pettigrew: *hawk/spit*

Voldemort: *dies*


The end.

[identity profile] wikdsushi.livejournal.com 2003-12-30 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Aww...

But... but what if Voldie survived? And he and his fellow surviving Death Eaters came upon a compound in need of evil minions in order to repopulate the Earth? And... and... and...

*pout* My Voldie.

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2003-12-30 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Your evil minion/repopulation idea has merit. Develop it further. *cracks whip*