schmevil: (OH YEAH)
schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2004-04-05 01:49 am

badpost!!11 ("Dude, that post is so OOC")

Behind that lj cut is something truly terrifying: a flist love-in. Fear for your lives as I fear for mine. The end is nigh.



[livejournal.com profile] 0100111: criminally underappreciated writer.
[livejournal.com profile] _nepthys_: generous, hardcore fangirl.
[livejournal.com profile] acadine: borderline egomaniacal, brilliant goofball and sexually ambiguous computer geek.
[livejournal.com profile] adolfa: Draco Malfoy. With a bunny and Ralph Fiennes fixation. *coughfatherissuescough*
[livejournal.com profile] aelita: enthusiastically shares hot icons, hot porn and hot self with flist. Smarter than you think she is.
[livejournal.com profile] aesc: perpetually stuck halfway through the process of achieving total, world domination. Held back by niceness she won't admit to.
[livejournal.com profile] alchemine: gives good journal.
[livejournal.com profile] anna_maria: consistently interesting posts that sucker you into new parts of fandom. Femslash. Smart femslash.
[livejournal.com profile] aylapascal: firecracker.
[livejournal.com profile] bbathory: not bitter at all, and certainly not as jaded as she thinks. Idealistic Ravenclaw.
[livejournal.com profile] bethbethbeth: just... fun.
[livejournal.com profile] bobthetrout: deadpan. Kills me every time without trying.
[livejournal.com profile] bonibaru: my link to fandom. :p Sweet, genuine and generous with her time.
[livejournal.com profile] cedarlibrarian: loved.
[livejournal.com profile] celli: even-tempered, rational, sweetheart of a fangirl. Mischievous streak a mile wide.
[livejournal.com profile] chaos_rose: unselfconciously, confidently kinky. Powerful personality.
[livejournal.com profile] dammitcarl: gives good music recs. Writes intelligently and without pretense about whatever gets her mind hot.
[livejournal.com profile] deralte: swords! SWORDS!
[livejournal.com profile] destina: opinionated but considerate, with years of fic for you to catch up on.
[livejournal.com profile] dien: quite possibly Bruce Campbell's redhaired stepchild. But with superior literary talent she rarely exercises.
[livejournal.com profile] dovielr: ugly Snape. The BNF formula. Her.
[livejournal.com profile] dphearson: the coolest dark Hufflepuff on lj who more than likely doesn't care about your silly drama. Evildore!
[livejournal.com profile] ebonbird: politically aware, unafraid, honest.
[livejournal.com profile] eilanhp: endearingly unaware of her popularity.
[livejournal.com profile] ellen_fremedon: brilliant, unassuming and scary when discussing her day job.
[livejournal.com profile] emelerin: it's the shoes. She's mad.
[livejournal.com profile] faith_accompli: the loveliest bitch I've ever had the pleasure to be lazy with. Great mings.
[livejournal.com profile] fandomstuff: immensely talented fanartist.
[livejournal.com profile] fasterthanlight: the wit, oh god! She blinds me with it. Your link to the news.
[livejournal.com profile] feifeng: best friend.
[livejournal.com profile] fick_l_rene: unpretentious lover of camp and irony.
[livejournal.com profile] fizzingpop: conspiracy theorist extraordinaire.
[livejournal.com profile] flourish: shockingly enthusiastic. Superhuman stamina for fandom.
[livejournal.com profile] fox1013: not a newbie.
[livejournal.com profile] fyrie: best visual interpretation of Tom Riddle. Ever. D'oh!
[livejournal.com profile] glockgal: comic art, HP art, cartoon art, art art. Art. All that and nice.
[livejournal.com profile] gryph1: jellyfish loving darling. She shines.
[livejournal.com profile] icarusancalion: swords! Mansex! Useful advice! Exactly as smart as she thinks she is.
[livejournal.com profile] idiotparade: likely to die in the midst of a bitter rage, but with *style* and *snark*.
[livejournal.com profile] idlerat: self-deprecating Peter fan with logic on her side and a refreshing lack of squeeing.
[livejournal.com profile] ingrid_m: without boundaries, passionate and funny.
[livejournal.com profile] isiscolo: Squid. *Squid.* SQUID. And the beta-ing - service to fandom.
[livejournal.com profile] kaiz: the links alone... effortless.
[livejournal.com profile] kay_taylor: offhand and sensual.
[livejournal.com profile] koimistress: untouchable.
[livejournal.com profile] lasultrix: charmingly hard-headed.
[livejournal.com profile] latxcvi: smarter than the average bear, uh, fan, uh. Meta, fic, journal. Good.
[livejournal.com profile] lavenderoracle: Sirius to my Snape.
[livejournal.com profile] leechwife: tragically lazy. So much wasted potential. *weeps*
[livejournal.com profile] liviapenn: "yes, you do suck."
[livejournal.com profile] malecrit: writes about the characters you don't and asks the questions you don't.
[livejournal.com profile] manubai: busy having ideas.
[livejournal.com profile] mawaridi: Fred!
[livejournal.com profile] mctabby: overrated, secretly neurotic personality fragment. Whatever. *rolls eyes*
[livejournal.com profile] mecurtin: alien Clark fetishist and relentless follower of WIPs.
[livejournal.com profile] mollymoon: scary Gryffindor lady. Meep.
[livejournal.com profile] musesfool: ridiculously prolific writer, poster, essayist. Ow, my flist!
[livejournal.com profile] narcissam: a medievalist with a fondness for ugly, conservative politicians and way too many links to badfic. Oh yeah, and she writes.
[livejournal.com profile] nights_mistress: terrorism yay!
[livejournal.com profile] nostrademons: twisted codegeek. Guh.
[livejournal.com profile] oktober_ghost: eloquent. Insightful.
[livejournal.com profile] pauraque: part of one of the best possible fandom orgies. Wish I was there. -.-
[livejournal.com profile] percy_weatherby: gayer than you. No, really. Really.
[livejournal.com profile] pogrebin: smarter than you. No, really. Really.
[livejournal.com profile] rageprufrock: complete and utter spaz. Sometimes in a good way.
[livejournal.com profile] ranaeros: poetic. And silly.
[livejournal.com profile] resmiranda: socks should not rock like this.
[livejournal.com profile] rivkat: consistently fascinating.
[livejournal.com profile] saeva: master of logic.
[livejournal.com profile] sajasma: elfporn. The beta.
[livejournal.com profile] seperis: defies words. The big goober.
[livejournal.com profile] slodwick: earnest, shy, cute and occasionally explosive.
[livejournal.com profile] svmadelyn: multitasking superfan? I think so.
[livejournal.com profile] tanzy: random acts of snark.
[livejournal.com profile] tartanshell: purveyor of tarten biscuits, Ravenpaw kittens and some of the best Minerva fic out there.
[livejournal.com profile] the_gentleman: dryly amused.
[livejournal.com profile] thete1: kinkier, hotter, smarter with every year.
[livejournal.com profile] tinderblast: ICON!
[livejournal.com profile] tstar78: sekrit cat owner.
[livejournal.com profile] velvetglove: suspicously nice. *stares*
[livejournal.com profile] vulgarweed: fearless. Underrated.
[livejournal.com profile] wcspegasus: she's everywhere... *ducks/hides* With ponies.
[livejournal.com profile] wikdsushi: utterly mad. Vexingly amusing.
[livejournal.com profile] wired_lizard: her grocery list is probably aurally delicious.
[livejournal.com profile] xandria: lego! Anti-recs! Vitriol!

[identity profile] curia-regis.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
(by the way, this is [livejournal.com profile] aylapascal, I moved to a new journal)

Firecracker?

*explodes willingly*

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
*adds the new journal/enjoys the show*

[identity profile] curia-regis.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Still curious why I'm a firecracker though. :)

*makes pretty light show*
ext_2998: Skull and stupid bones (Default)

[identity profile] verstehen.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
idiotparade: likely to die in the midst of a bitter rage, but with *style* and *snark*.

*dead*

I just hope your fortune-telling skills aren't up to speed, man. Stroking out in the midst of ranting would be such a terrible way to go!

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
I think it would be the best way to go. At least it would be entertaining. For others.
ext_2998: Skull and stupid bones (Default)

[identity profile] verstehen.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but it'd also mean I likely wouldn't be able to finish the rant!

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Tragedy! Hadn't thought of that. If I edit the post does that make the prediction Go Away?

[identity profile] eilanhp.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
But... I'm not popular...

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah huh.

[identity profile] naked-birthday.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Get better soon, housekitty. :\

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
*stares blearily at screen*

Ma...la...ri...a?

[identity profile] subtle-science.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
*feels the love*  *loves back*

[identity profile] subtle-science.livejournal.com 2004-04-07 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

[identity profile] fasterthanlight.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
It takes one to know one, darlin'. Rock on. *g*

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Will do. *finger/gun pointy thing*

[identity profile] adolfa.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Draco Malfoy. With a bunny and Ralph Fiennes fixation. *coughfatherissuescough*

Image

MHC! That should have gone in the hate thread. ;)

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
You don't want to know what I could have put in the hate thread. ;)


(Which, btw, was the most ridiculous thing I've seen in this fandom in months.)

[identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
*nuzzles*

...Am TOO a newbie!

*pouts*

*loves*

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh whatever. At least your delusion is cute. *g*

[identity profile] narcissam.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
He's not ugly. He's got a cute smile.

NM, emerging from under a pile of anti-depressants to make this important point

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
*covers ears*

La la la la la la!

roxor!1one!

[identity profile] tinderblast.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
("Dude, that post is so OOC")

*laughs and laughs*

[identity profile] chaos-rose.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
chaos_rose: unselfconciously, confidently kinky. Powerful personality.

*licks*

[identity profile] oktober-ghost.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
So, I can bullshit right purtahly but make it sound good.

Sounds about right. :)
celli: a woman and a man holding hands, captioned "i treasure" (Default)

[personal profile] celli 2004-04-05 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Mischievous streak a mile wide.

*beams* Best compliment ever.

[identity profile] wcspegasus.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
badpost!!11 ("Dude, that post is so OOC")

*laughs loudly, elicting strange looks from evil co-workers*

wcspegasus: she's everywhere... *ducks/hides* With ponies.

You bet I am.

[identity profile] swanswan.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
Someone STOLE MHC!!!!! WHo is this person being all lovey?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (I mean every one of those question marks)

Thank you, though, zombie-housecat. I *think* :-) Those were some good insights and I agree with every one I recognized.

Poor Lex. It's not his fault. IT WAS THE SHOES!!

Wow. This post is truly OOC!

[identity profile] dphearson.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Thisis great! And now, I have people to swap opinions and stories with! More time on the internet!

And yes, I have been outed as the Dark Hufflepuff.

Fear me, and despair!

[identity profile] fizzingpop.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
*is touched* I was just conspiracy theorist extraordinaire! *swoons* lol, I'm wont to believe somone stole your computer, went through your files, and is now making false posts under your identity. (And that's not meant to be a conspiracy theory)

[identity profile] ranalore.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
poetic. And silly.

Dude, this is so going on my tombstone.

::loves::

Now snap out of it before we all start thinking you've got some terminal disease!
ext_1890: (Default)

[identity profile] svmadelyn.livejournal.com 2004-04-05 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*hums little superfan song happily*
ext_2524: do what you like (Default)

[identity profile] slodwick.livejournal.com 2004-04-06 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! I don't recall ever being called "earnest" before, but I like it. And "occasionally explosive" makes me giggle because I'm the twelvest. *g*

Thanks, doll.

[identity profile] tartanshell.livejournal.com 2004-04-07 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
*hugs the Housekitty*

Disgracefully OOC ;-)

[identity profile] gryph1.livejournal.com 2004-04-08 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Just you wait. More jellyfish love for you sooon...

[identity profile] fidelis-haven.livejournal.com 2004-04-19 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Tragically lazy??! OMG! I beg to differ!

...Actually, I don't. I'm slowly turning into a cabbage. But I have Snape/HB, Millicent/Pansy, Hermione/Ginny and Chain all bubbling away in the background. To be finished on the 12th of NEVER.

*goes back to bed*