badpost!!11 ("Dude, that post is so OOC")

[schmevil]

Behind that lj cut is something truly terrifying: a flist love-in. Fear for your lives as I fear for mine. The end is nigh.



0100111: criminally underappreciated writer.
_nepthys_: generous, hardcore fangirl.
acadine: borderline egomaniacal, brilliant goofball and sexually ambiguous computer geek.
adolfa: Draco Malfoy. With a bunny and Ralph Fiennes fixation. *coughfatherissuescough*
aelita: enthusiastically shares hot icons, hot porn and hot self with flist. Smarter than you think she is.
aesc: perpetually stuck halfway through the process of achieving total, world domination. Held back by niceness she won't admit to.
alchemine: gives good journal.
anna_maria: consistently interesting posts that sucker you into new parts of fandom. Femslash. Smart femslash.
aylapascal: firecracker.
bbathory: not bitter at all, and certainly not as jaded as she thinks. Idealistic Ravenclaw.
bethbethbeth: just... fun.
bobthetrout: deadpan. Kills me every time without trying.
bonibaru: my link to fandom. :p Sweet, genuine and generous with her time.
cedarlibrarian: loved.
celli: even-tempered, rational, sweetheart of a fangirl. Mischievous streak a mile wide.
chaos_rose: unselfconciously, confidently kinky. Powerful personality.
dammitcarl: gives good music recs. Writes intelligently and without pretense about whatever gets her mind hot.
deralte: swords! SWORDS!
destina: opinionated but considerate, with years of fic for you to catch up on.
dien: quite possibly Bruce Campbell's redhaired stepchild. But with superior literary talent she rarely exercises.
dovielr: ugly Snape. The BNF formula. Her.
dphearson: the coolest dark Hufflepuff on lj who more than likely doesn't care about your silly drama. Evildore!
ebonbird: politically aware, unafraid, honest.
eilanhp: endearingly unaware of her popularity.
ellen_fremedon: brilliant, unassuming and scary when discussing her day job.
emelerin: it's the shoes. She's mad.
faith_accompli: the loveliest bitch I've ever had the pleasure to be lazy with. Great mings.
fandomstuff: immensely talented fanartist.
fasterthanlight: the wit, oh god! She blinds me with it. Your link to the news.
feifeng: best friend.
fick_l_rene: unpretentious lover of camp and irony.
fizzingpop: conspiracy theorist extraordinaire.
flourish: shockingly enthusiastic. Superhuman stamina for fandom.
fox1013: not a newbie.
fyrie: best visual interpretation of Tom Riddle. Ever. D'oh!
glockgal: comic art, HP art, cartoon art, art art. Art. All that and nice.
gryph1: jellyfish loving darling. She shines.
icarusancalion: swords! Mansex! Useful advice! Exactly as smart as she thinks she is.
idiotparade: likely to die in the midst of a bitter rage, but with *style* and *snark*.
idlerat: self-deprecating Peter fan with logic on her side and a refreshing lack of squeeing.
ingrid_m: without boundaries, passionate and funny.
isiscolo: Squid. *Squid.* SQUID. And the beta-ing - service to fandom.
kaiz: the links alone... effortless.
kay_taylor: offhand and sensual.
koimistress: untouchable.
lasultrix: charmingly hard-headed.
latxcvi: smarter than the average bear, uh, fan, uh. Meta, fic, journal. Good.
lavenderoracle: Sirius to my Snape.
leechwife: tragically lazy. So much wasted potential. *weeps*
liviapenn: "yes, you do suck."
malecrit: writes about the characters you don't and asks the questions you don't.
manubai: busy having ideas.
mawaridi: Fred!
mctabby: overrated, secretly neurotic personality fragment. Whatever. *rolls eyes*
mecurtin: alien Clark fetishist and relentless follower of WIPs.
mollymoon: scary Gryffindor lady. Meep.
musesfool: ridiculously prolific writer, poster, essayist. Ow, my flist!
narcissam: a medievalist with a fondness for ugly, conservative politicians and way too many links to badfic. Oh yeah, and she writes.
nights_mistress: terrorism yay!
nostrademons: twisted codegeek. Guh.
oktober_ghost: eloquent. Insightful.
pauraque: part of one of the best possible fandom orgies. Wish I was there. -.-
percy_weatherby: gayer than you. No, really. Really.
pogrebin: smarter than you. No, really. Really.
rageprufrock: complete and utter spaz. Sometimes in a good way.
ranaeros: poetic. And silly.
resmiranda: socks should not rock like this.
rivkat: consistently fascinating.
saeva: master of logic.
sajasma: elfporn. The beta.
seperis: defies words. The big goober.
slodwick: earnest, shy, cute and occasionally explosive.
svmadelyn: multitasking superfan? I think so.
tanzy: random acts of snark.
tartanshell: purveyor of tarten biscuits, Ravenpaw kittens and some of the best Minerva fic out there.
the_gentleman: dryly amused.
thete1: kinkier, hotter, smarter with every year.
tinderblast: ICON!
tstar78: sekrit cat owner.
velvetglove: suspicously nice. *stares*
vulgarweed: fearless. Underrated.
wcspegasus: she's everywhere... *ducks/hides* With ponies.
wikdsushi: utterly mad. Vexingly amusing.
wired_lizard: her grocery list is probably aurally delicious.
xandria: lego! Anti-recs! Vitriol!

Comments

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

idiotparade: likely to die in the midst of a bitter rage, but with *style* and *snark*.

*dead*

I just hope your fortune-telling skills aren't up to speed, man. Stroking out in the midst of ranting would be such a terrible way to go!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I think it would be the best way to go. At least it would be entertaining. For others.

[verstehen.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it'd also mean I likely wouldn't be able to finish the rant!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Tragedy! Hadn't thought of that. If I edit the post does that make the prediction Go Away?