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schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2003-08-05 06:54 pm

Words like...

Creatrix make me want to shank in the word-user in the genitals.

Velvety make me want to kick the word-user's velvety ass. Literally.

Pro-active and action (as a verb) make me want to smack the word-user upside the head with a dictionary.

Ponder make me want to wait until the word-user is deep in ponder-ville, then push them down the stairs.

Spunk and spurt used you know how, make me want to vomit on the word-user's face.

Filibuster, skein and excoriate make me want to give the word-user oral favours.

Thank you, please drive through.

Re: Swears by that Which Is Velvety

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2003-08-06 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*puts hands over ears*

Mommy, mommy, make the bad word stop!

(I do like the Pixies, though).