Words like...

[schmevil]

Creatrix make me want to shank in the word-user in the genitals.

Velvety make me want to kick the word-user's velvety ass. Literally.

Pro-active and action (as a verb) make me want to smack the word-user upside the head with a dictionary.

Ponder make me want to wait until the word-user is deep in ponder-ville, then push them down the stairs.

Spunk and spurt used you know how, make me want to vomit on the word-user's face.

Filibuster, skein and excoriate make me want to give the word-user oral favours.

Thank you, please drive through.

Comments

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

I love ponder, I'm a ponderous person, I ponder a lot. Let me ponder on that.

But I agree as to using nouns as verbs. It's almost as bad as switching adjectives and adverbs. It makes ponder on my desire to food their brains real bad.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Please action this notion as immediately as possible. I will jelly your legs with rewards upon completion.

[ingrid-m.livejournal.com]

Creatrix

Isn't that a really dry cereal that comes in huge, inedible bricks?

I swear, I think I saw it in the supermarket last week.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Sure. Antagonize the angry girl. If you'd just said excoriate like Hilary you could be have orgasms right now.

But seriously? Breakfast cereals have some of the worst names out there.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Oh, "excoriate" is a good one.

Excoriate, excoriate, excoriate.

*leers*

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*slurp*

[biichan.livejournal.com]

Err, umm, I sort of use "creatrix" sometimes. When I'm in an "I invented this goddamn game and stop squabbling because you're going to get us WANKED!" mood, I sign ooc posts in my rpg that way.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Boo! Boo! You sUK0rzzz!!! *shanks*

^_^

[oktober-ghost.livejournal.com]

Frank Black has a pretty cool song called "Velvety". /me smirks.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

/me kicks. There is no 'velvety'. What is this faux-word of which you speak? Sacrilige, sacrilige!

Swears by that Which Is Velvety

[oktober-ghost.livejournal.com]

/me welps.

But. But. There is.

And before "Velvety", in the days of my youth, the Pixies (and Frank Black when he was Black Francis) had a "Velvety Instrumental".

She was velve-ty-y.

Re: Swears by that Which Is Velvety

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*puts hands over ears*

Mommy, mommy, make the bad word stop!

(I do like the Pixies, though).