Words like...

[schmevil]

Creatrix make me want to shank in the word-user in the genitals.

Velvety make me want to kick the word-user's velvety ass. Literally.

Pro-active and action (as a verb) make me want to smack the word-user upside the head with a dictionary.

Ponder make me want to wait until the word-user is deep in ponder-ville, then push them down the stairs.

Spunk and spurt used you know how, make me want to vomit on the word-user's face.

Filibuster, skein and excoriate make me want to give the word-user oral favours.

Thank you, please drive through.

Comments

[oktober-ghost.livejournal.com]

Frank Black has a pretty cool song called "Velvety". /me smirks.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

/me kicks. There is no 'velvety'. What is this faux-word of which you speak? Sacrilige, sacrilige!

Swears by that Which Is Velvety

[oktober-ghost.livejournal.com]

/me welps.

But. But. There is.

And before "Velvety", in the days of my youth, the Pixies (and Frank Black when he was Black Francis) had a "Velvety Instrumental".

She was velve-ty-y.

Re: Swears by that Which Is Velvety

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

*puts hands over ears*

Mommy, mommy, make the bad word stop!

(I do like the Pixies, though).