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a stroke is nothing to smirk about!
Lucius felt his groin tingle and couldn't help but smirk.
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Reads like parody, but strangely, not parody...
He'd been tricked! Convinced the Verians wanted nothing more from him than friendship, when all along they looked to him as the answer to their prayers? A warrior to free them from sea dragons? They were insane! Especially that green one: Daco.
Oh Daco. That scamp.
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more badfic, this time quoteless
Yesterday I was reading a Star Wars fic. It appeared to be a gen, Jedi-prodecural (mission to a trouble planet, Master-Padawan pair dispatched to the rescue). It was only after reading several thousand words that I discovered it was in fact Obi-Wan/Anakin, with a side of graphic non-con and Daddy Issues.
For the record: ( Anakin uses his superior force-manipulation abilities to weaken Obi-Wan into a state where he physically and emotionally cannot resist Anakin's sexual advances. (I'm fuzzy on just how he accomplished this, but am willing to accept that he ~Used The Force~). He then attempts to convince Obi-Wan that this is The Best Idea Ever via sexual and emotional manipulation, graduating to outright coercion when somehow, Obi-Wan finds the strength to resist the rape=awesome proposal. Finally he caps it all off with a Don't You Love Me Daddy? guilt trip. Obi-Wan, sensibly enough, is Not Having This. That is, until the Daddy issues come into play, and he starts getting hot and bothered. Yes, after the non-con. The story ends with Obi-Wan telling himself to get over being raped by his Padawan, because after all, isn't he the Chosen One? And Boys Will Be Boys. LOLWUT?)
COME ON PEOPLE. If you're not going to label this stuff, at least throw me a bone and do some foreshadowing. Not-for-me sex stuff aside, if I'm looking to read the fandom's equivalent of a procedural, I'm not going to be happy when you SURPRISE TWIST your way into an entirely different, and unexpected genre.
In fiction there are good surprises, bad surprises, so bad they're good surprises, and WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?! surprises.
This surprise was most definitely of the last kind, all caps included.
For the record: ( Anakin uses his superior force-manipulation abilities to weaken Obi-Wan into a state where he physically and emotionally cannot resist Anakin's sexual advances. (I'm fuzzy on just how he accomplished this, but am willing to accept that he ~Used The Force~). He then attempts to convince Obi-Wan that this is The Best Idea Ever via sexual and emotional manipulation, graduating to outright coercion when somehow, Obi-Wan finds the strength to resist the rape=awesome proposal. Finally he caps it all off with a Don't You Love Me Daddy? guilt trip. Obi-Wan, sensibly enough, is Not Having This. That is, until the Daddy issues come into play, and he starts getting hot and bothered. Yes, after the non-con. The story ends with Obi-Wan telling himself to get over being raped by his Padawan, because after all, isn't he the Chosen One? And Boys Will Be Boys. LOLWUT?)
COME ON PEOPLE. If you're not going to label this stuff, at least throw me a bone and do some foreshadowing. Not-for-me sex stuff aside, if I'm looking to read the fandom's equivalent of a procedural, I'm not going to be happy when you SURPRISE TWIST your way into an entirely different, and unexpected genre.
In fiction there are good surprises, bad surprises, so bad they're good surprises, and WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?! surprises.
This surprise was most definitely of the last kind, all caps included.
Warning: do not gaze upon Peter's oozing visage!
For his emo ~sparkles~.
Peter radiated and oozed like the sun, making it almost difficult to look directly at him.
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Well, I guess *technically* it was for the best...
... but surely not for Anakin's 'best'.
Polling the flist! Was Anakin Skywalker's mutilation at the hands of his BFF Obi-Wan Kenobi, for 'his best'?
"Anakin, I’m sorry for mutilating you and hiding your children from you. It was for your best."
Polling the flist! Was Anakin Skywalker's mutilation at the hands of his BFF Obi-Wan Kenobi, for 'his best'?
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whut? moar?
“Watch what you say, old man. I could talk circles around you until you wouldn’t even know right from left. I am extremely gifted in speech, I’ll have you know, and I’m adept in several languages. I can also be very diplomat, if the need arises,” Anakin said proudly.
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no comment...
The furlong look on the healers face told him that the possibly that Obi-Wan may not make it was a very good one.
*dies*
Really bad fanfic, take five thousand...
"The man looked like a sex melting and X figured his brain was leaking out of his head."
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Like a sex melting, people. A sex. Melting.
I just want to preserve this for posterity.
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Like a sex melting, people. A sex. Melting.
I just want to preserve this for posterity.