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schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2009-01-08 12:02 am

Marry, F*ck, or Kill (and a movie trailer)

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum



What's that? A sequel to the bestest free-running-cops-and-robbers-action-movie evar? Ok, the only free-running-cops-and-robbers-action-movie (that I know of), but the point stands. A sequel to Banlieue 13 coming out in February? The gods have been kind.

Next up, a new, and hopefully regular feature here at [livejournal.com profile] schmevil, Marry F*ck, or Kill. A quick rundown for the unfamiliar: Marry, F*ck, or Kill is a game, usually involving large consumptions of sugary substances (when teenlets are playing), or alcohol (if aged degenerates are playing). Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose. So for our inaugural game:

The Trio from Harry Potter: Marry, F*ck or Kill

[Poll #1327354]

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-01-15 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Lola was... very wasted in B13. They could have done something er, classier with the character. Her insta-downward spiral was kind of nasty. Still, I'm always happy to see female characters NOT cashed in for the younger/hotter model.

I'm horribly conflicted about the new Fast and the Furious movie. I mean, I think the female characters were entirely watchable, real even..TF&TF is just not as fun without the uber!gay. My inner feminist is dying of shame.

True say. Still, I think the uber!gay will still be there, even if Letty and Mia get to be real characters. I mean, dude, TFaTF is just SO GAY.

[identity profile] dlasta.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Mostly I hated Lola's 'instant' recovery. It literally came out of nowhere. I'm still unclear if they were trying to tell us that she wasn't abused sexually while captive (come on now) or...whatever, something, I dunno. It was just weird.

Still, I think the uber!gay will still be there, even if Letty and Mia get to be real characters. I mean, dude, TFaTF is just SO GAY.

I hope they don't overboard with the Mia&forgiveness thing and let the gay happen. I know that there's always fanfic (slash, really) and everything but still.
I want!!11