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schmevil ([personal profile] schmevil) wrote2009-01-08 12:02 am

Marry, F*ck, or Kill (and a movie trailer)

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum



What's that? A sequel to the bestest free-running-cops-and-robbers-action-movie evar? Ok, the only free-running-cops-and-robbers-action-movie (that I know of), but the point stands. A sequel to Banlieue 13 coming out in February? The gods have been kind.

Next up, a new, and hopefully regular feature here at [livejournal.com profile] schmevil, Marry F*ck, or Kill. A quick rundown for the unfamiliar: Marry, F*ck, or Kill is a game, usually involving large consumptions of sugary substances (when teenlets are playing), or alcohol (if aged degenerates are playing). Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose. So for our inaugural game:

The Trio from Harry Potter: Marry, F*ck or Kill

[Poll #1327354]

[identity profile] nevermore999.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, saw this clicking the tags.

Hard decision, I love 'em all.

Hermione's my fave, so I'd marry her in a heart beat.

Being straight, Harry is the one I'd fuck. And then I would sell my story to tabloids.

I'M SO SORRY RON! But while I love you, you're my least favorite. Plus you've pulled some dick moves. Sorry.

[identity profile] schmevil.livejournal.com 2009-01-25 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hermione's my fave, so I'd marry her in a heart beat.

We're both pretty alpha, so I don't think Hermione and I would work out. There would be epic screaming matches over everything. Everything.

And then I would sell my story to tabloids.

You stay classy. *g*