Marry, F*ck, or Kill #6: Last Action Hero (2/?)

[schmevil]

Another round of action heroes. This time you can marry only one smartypants, rich-girl, adventuress. Will it be Lara Croft? The Pirate King Elizabeth Swann? Or the librarian turned, well tomb raider, and mummy fighter, Evelyn Carnahan O’Connell?

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1347989]

Comments

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Can Evies husband join for a threesome? *G*

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Normally I'd say no, because this is the sacred ritual of Marry, F*ck, or Kill, but oh mah gawd YES.



D'aww.

Hooray!

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

Again, a consensus has been reached.:)

Marry Evie 'cause she's faithful and courageous. And kinda cool.
Fuck Lara for she is athletic and quite possibly good in bed.
Kill Elizabeth. Don't like her. Boohoo.:)

Re: Hooray!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I picked Lizzie to warm my bed. Lara's breast implants scare me.

Re: Hooray!

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

I think her boobs are even more scary if they're real.:)

[superfan1.livejournal.com]

Marry
Lara Croft


F*ck
Evelyn Carnahan O’Connell


Kill
Elizabeth Swann

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

You'd marry Lara over Evie? BLASPHEMY!