Marry, F*ck, or Kill #6: Last Action Hero (2/?)

[schmevil]

Another round of action heroes. This time you can marry only one smartypants, rich-girl, adventuress. Will it be Lara Croft? The Pirate King Elizabeth Swann? Or the librarian turned, well tomb raider, and mummy fighter, Evelyn Carnahan O’Connell?

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1347989]

Comments

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Can Evies husband join for a threesome? *G*

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Normally I'd say no, because this is the sacred ritual of Marry, F*ck, or Kill, but oh mah gawd YES.



D'aww.