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I needed a couple minutes of distraction. Memeage hit the spot.

Post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations. No more than one sentence!

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1. "I bet you never got madeleines in the air force."

2. "Five card draw - ten jujube buy-in."

3. Wally’s never been interested enough to figure it out beyond their plan to eventually create a mini black hole in the lab, which is both undeniably cool and completely insane, because if it doesn’t end up pulling in the entire solar system, it’s probably going to spawn tragically misunderstood, megalomaniacal anti-matter creatures out to remake the universe in their own image.

4. The Carl Radner experience - complete with his swinging bachelor pad and hushed up accusations of sexual misconduct.

5. Buffy ignored the steadily building pain in her toes, (never again she vowed, no matter how cute, these boots were made for walking, not commando-ing), and tried to channel her inner Rambo.

6. "In Switzerland you can pay to make it snow on command."

7. “Oh, no doubt. The Capitalist Crusader is a half cape and domino mask kind of guy.”

8. As far as he’s concerned, he’s a coat rack.

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INTRIGUING teasers!

:D If only I had more time to finish my stories.

I hear you!

As someone who actually lives in Switzerland some of the time, I just wanted to point out that there are many parts of the country where we get many two inches of snow over the entire winter. Also, it's been a while since I've been skiing, but snow machines are considered cheating.

;)

That line is followed up by a character explaining that snow machines don't count. Only full-on-mopey-Thor-snow-tears-from-heaven can actually be considered 'snow on command'.

I just wanted to point out that there are many parts of the country where we get many two inches of snow over the entire winter.

I did not know that! Although I should have, considering I have an aunt who lives there. You spend some time there, hmm? I'm so showing up to crash on your couch some day. ;)

Ha! Not sure my parents would appreciate that - it's still their couch. XD

I'm like family, right?

RIGHT?

*roffles* You're my long-lost twin brother.

Your long-lost, red-haired, step-twin brother. From another mother, to be clear.

Well, I would hope so, since my mother's Asian and red hair's recessive.

Actually I'm a fake redhead. My extreme waspiness just helps the illusion along. The only colour I can't pull off is black.

Well, there you go. OTHER MOTHER.

I feel like we're making up a story about us being the product of 'plural' marriage. "We grew up in Salt Lake City, but on our tenth birthday, our father announced that we would be moving to Siberia to do mission work. Russian came surprisingly easy to us..."

This is the wrong time to mention that my dad used to be a Communist, isn't it.

Communist Mormons? Is that the Apocalypse calling?

Wally? Like, Linda's husband?

Linda's boyfriend, technically, since it's a Justice League Unlimited fanfic.