Marry, F*ck, or Kill #9: Cookies (x2)

[schmevil]

We're going all non-standard today: two polls! Which cookie will you dunk? Which will you feed to your horrid kid brother dog?

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1360225]

[Poll #1360226]

Comments

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

The only thing I hate more than oatmeal raisin cookies is ANYTHING with coconut in it.

My mother made me a coconut-covered cake when I was six; she was furious because I wouldn't eat a bite of it.