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Marry, F*ck, or Kill #9: Cookies (x2)
We're going all non-standard today: two polls! Which cookie will you dunk? Which will you feed to your horrid kid brother dog?
Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.
[Poll #1360225]
[Poll #1360226]
Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.
[Poll #1360225]
[Poll #1360226]
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I'd marry AND fuck sugar cookies and kill both shortbread and ginger.
The only reason I'd kill oatmeal raisin cookies is because I dislike raisins in my oatmeal cookies; otherwise I loooove oatmeal cookies!
And now I want cookies.
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Oatmeal raisin are probably me all time favourite cookies.
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My mother made me a coconut-covered cake when I was six; she was furious because I wouldn't eat a bite of it.
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I would be a cookie adulterer. Sneaking home late at night, keeping a bottle of mouthwash in my car, "No dear, I had a late dinner at work, thai food, I didn't want to wake you up." And then, one day, a bag of chocolate chips thrown at me in the heat of an argument, "Why don't you just make your WHORE cookie then!"
She knew. My sweet oatmeal raisin, she always knew.
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Marry shortbread and oatmeal raisin. (Despite the raisins.)
Fuck gingerbread and chocolate chip because with cookies, I hardly ever 'stray' so it doesn't matter if I only eat them once a year. Like Johnny Cash I walk the line.:)
Kill sugar cookies and peanut butter. As a Scandinavian I don't get peanut butter and sugar cookies just don't work for me.
Hey, you should totally post your own answers too. The inquiring minds want to know!
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WHORE cookie....that's just epic!funny.
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