Marry, F*ck, or Kill #9: Cookies (x2)

[schmevil]

We're going all non-standard today: two polls! Which cookie will you dunk? Which will you feed to your horrid kid brother dog?

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1360225]

[Poll #1360226]

Comments

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

This is hard, yo. :)

Marry shortbread and oatmeal raisin. (Despite the raisins.)
Fuck gingerbread and chocolate chip because with cookies, I hardly ever 'stray' so it doesn't matter if I only eat them once a year. Like Johnny Cash I walk the line.:)
Kill sugar cookies and peanut butter. As a Scandinavian I don't get peanut butter and sugar cookies just don't work for me.

Hey, you should totally post your own answers too. The inquiring minds want to know!