Marry, F*ck, or Kill #9: Cookies (x2)

[schmevil]

We're going all non-standard today: two polls! Which cookie will you dunk? Which will you feed to your horrid kid brother dog?

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1360225]

[Poll #1360226]

Comments

[outlawpoet.livejournal.com]

Man, does marrying mean I can only eat those cookies forever?

I would be a cookie adulterer. Sneaking home late at night, keeping a bottle of mouthwash in my car, "No dear, I had a late dinner at work, thai food, I didn't want to wake you up." And then, one day, a bag of chocolate chips thrown at me in the heat of an argument, "Why don't you just make your WHORE cookie then!"

She knew. My sweet oatmeal raisin, she always knew.

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

Goddamn, I have *tears* in my eyes....:D

WHORE cookie....that's just epic!funny.