Marry, F*ck, or Kill #14: Zombies, Ninjas, Pirates! Zombies, Ninjas, Pirates!

[schmevil]

I just realized it's friday. Not only did I not do the book club post, I forgot MFK. *existential flail* Ok, let's do this people. *mass flist fist bump*

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1381424]

Comments

[outlawpoet.livejournal.com]

dude, unfair poll. you ALWAYS kill zombies.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

This was almost too easy.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

The poll hates me! It won't even let me vote.

[sidhefaer.livejournal.com]

I hope nobody shags them pirates. Limitless STDs, go!

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

But PotC forces one to ponder the following vital question:

What about skeletal undead pirates? They're both pirates and zombies, throwing two of the categories into comolete disarray.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Zombies = kill = NOBRAINER! =D

I married a ninja. We'd have stealthy little babies.

Pirates are for drunken trysts!