Marry, F*ck, or Kill #14: Zombies, Ninjas, Pirates! Zombies, Ninjas, Pirates!

[schmevil]

I just realized it's friday. Not only did I not do the book club post, I forgot MFK. *existential flail* Ok, let's do this people. *mass flist fist bump*

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1381424]

Comments

[outlawpoet.livejournal.com]

dude, unfair poll. you ALWAYS kill zombies.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Well... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_of_the_Living_Dead_3)

[foxhack.livejournal.com]

*cries*

I've been looking for that movie on Mexican VHS for years. I saw it and it had the most horrible Spanish translation ever - and now I can't find it anywhere. :(

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

It's really not that great. But I could probably find a Canadian copy and send it to you?

[foxhack.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can find the US DVD anywhere, just a quick hop on Amazon.

I just want to get that craptacular Mexican Subtitle track and let my friends know about it so they can go "BUH WHAT WHO DID THIS". Translator humor, doncha know. :p

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

This was almost too easy.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! I was in a rush and zombies, ninjas and pirates are always on my mind.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

I was somewhat surprised by how easily the answers came to me: Marry the pirate, of course! We'd live on a boat, and he'd have every song, TV show, comic and movie that's ever been digitized, and we could, like, go whale watching in our spare time! I've got alllll worked out.

The ninja? Well, we'd get some fast action in and then he'd conveniently disappear.

As for the zombie...I don't want to touch that.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I'm marrying the ninja. I'm a long distance relationship kind of girl. Also stealth is sexy. Sexier than bad pirate hygiene, anyway.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Psshh, pirates can just steal hot water and soap whenever they like! They're PIRATES!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

But would they use it? I think not. They're PIRATES!

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Bah! Stop ruining my sexy pirate fantasy husband!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Apologies, but no. Ruination is what I do. :D

[bienegold.livejournal.com]

See, I put fuck for the ninja, because I figured I don't really want pirate STDs.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Then who did you pick to marry?!

[bienegold.livejournal.com]

The pirate, alas, but I figure I can always poison their grog if they get too grabby.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

NICE. I like you.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

The poll hates me! It won't even let me vote.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Did you refresh?

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Several times. But ah-hah! It finally worked.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

You married the ninja? *high fives you*

[sidhefaer.livejournal.com]

I hope nobody shags them pirates. Limitless STDs, go!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, this. But if you kill the zombie and marry the ninja, you're stuck. -_-

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

But PotC forces one to ponder the following vital question:

What about skeletal undead pirates? They're both pirates and zombies, throwing two of the categories into comolete disarray.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I saw a movie with zombie ninjas once. Comedy GOLD.

[foxhack.livejournal.com]

The Hand ARE zombie ninjas...

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they're not face-falling-off-zombies-ninjas.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

Zombies = kill = NOBRAINER! =D

I married a ninja. We'd have stealthy little babies.

Pirates are for drunken trysts!