Marry, F*ck, or Kill #14: Zombies, Ninjas, Pirates! Zombies, Ninjas, Pirates!

[schmevil]

I just realized it's friday. Not only did I not do the book club post, I forgot MFK. *existential flail* Ok, let's do this people. *mass flist fist bump*

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1381424]

Comments

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! I was in a rush and zombies, ninjas and pirates are always on my mind.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

I was somewhat surprised by how easily the answers came to me: Marry the pirate, of course! We'd live on a boat, and he'd have every song, TV show, comic and movie that's ever been digitized, and we could, like, go whale watching in our spare time! I've got alllll worked out.

The ninja? Well, we'd get some fast action in and then he'd conveniently disappear.

As for the zombie...I don't want to touch that.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I'm marrying the ninja. I'm a long distance relationship kind of girl. Also stealth is sexy. Sexier than bad pirate hygiene, anyway.

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Psshh, pirates can just steal hot water and soap whenever they like! They're PIRATES!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

But would they use it? I think not. They're PIRATES!

[parsimonia.livejournal.com]

Bah! Stop ruining my sexy pirate fantasy husband!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Apologies, but no. Ruination is what I do. :D

[bienegold.livejournal.com]

See, I put fuck for the ninja, because I figured I don't really want pirate STDs.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Then who did you pick to marry?!

[bienegold.livejournal.com]

The pirate, alas, but I figure I can always poison their grog if they get too grabby.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

NICE. I like you.