Marry, F*ck, or Kill #18: Vampires (1/3)

[schmevil]

Today we begin three weeks of vampire polling.

Week One: Kickass Vampires
Week Two: Awesomely Evil Vampires
Week Three: Ridiculously Awesome Vampires

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1396382]

Comments

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Let it be understood that when I indicate my willingness to marry Blade, we're specifically talking about Tomb of Dracula!Blade and not Wesley Snipes (really, I'd prefer to just have a hot one-night stand because I don't think my life expectancy would be very long as Mrs. Blade, but I wasn't about to either marry or sleep with Angel, and I had to do something with Selene. Not that I dislike Angel, I just wouldn't want to accidentally de-soul him or, worse, have to be in a logn term relationship with his man-pain).

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

See, I'd marry Angel so he couldn't be truly happy and I'd still get to sex him up! =D <--hurr hurr misogynist joke

I'd marry Angel so he'd be happy and become Angelus and THEN the fun begins! MUAHAhahhahaa!

I like that most people would fuck Blade.

Selene, meh, too gothy for my tastes. =p

[calliopes_pen]

I don't care for Blade, so I would kill him. I wouldn't sleep with or marry Angel, because then Angelus might come out to play.

I had to kill Selene, too, since I've never seen any of the Underworld movies.

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

What, no True Blood?:D

Again, I'm horribly conflicted!