Marry, F*ck, or Kill #18: Vampires (1/3)

[schmevil]

Today we begin three weeks of vampire polling.

Week One: Kickass Vampires
Week Two: Awesomely Evil Vampires
Week Three: Ridiculously Awesome Vampires

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1396382]

Comments

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Let it be understood that when I indicate my willingness to marry Blade, we're specifically talking about Tomb of Dracula!Blade and not Wesley Snipes (really, I'd prefer to just have a hot one-night stand because I don't think my life expectancy would be very long as Mrs. Blade, but I wasn't about to either marry or sleep with Angel, and I had to do something with Selene. Not that I dislike Angel, I just wouldn't want to accidentally de-soul him or, worse, have to be in a logn term relationship with his man-pain).

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Good points, all.

I'd like to be friends with Snipes!Blade, but not marry him. Would I sleep with him? Oh hell yeah. Movie Bladeverse is pretty unforgiving to loved ones, sidekicks and even villains. Excepting the third movie, which was of course an attempt to renew the franchise. ngl I would so be there for Blade 4 (but please, can we get some more characters of colour?).

I really think that Season 8/post After the Fall Buffy and Angel should take another ride on the relationship merry go round. I think they'd actually be good for each other at this point. (Hell, maybe I should just write the fic.) I have much love for both of them, but couldn't see myself in a relationship with either - too much epic pain.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

And now that I've voted -- I decided to kill Angel, because really, that's the safest course with Mr. Shanshu/Bitch of the PTB. Neither Blade nor Selene have quite as hardcore an Evil setting.

Marrying Selene. There's untapped monogamy potential there.