Marry, F*ck, or Kill #18: Vampires (1/3)

[schmevil]

Today we begin three weeks of vampire polling.

Week One: Kickass Vampires
Week Two: Awesomely Evil Vampires
Week Three: Ridiculously Awesome Vampires

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1396382]

Comments

[elspethdixon.livejournal.com]

Let it be understood that when I indicate my willingness to marry Blade, we're specifically talking about Tomb of Dracula!Blade and not Wesley Snipes (really, I'd prefer to just have a hot one-night stand because I don't think my life expectancy would be very long as Mrs. Blade, but I wasn't about to either marry or sleep with Angel, and I had to do something with Selene. Not that I dislike Angel, I just wouldn't want to accidentally de-soul him or, worse, have to be in a logn term relationship with his man-pain).

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

Good points, all.

I'd like to be friends with Snipes!Blade, but not marry him. Would I sleep with him? Oh hell yeah. Movie Bladeverse is pretty unforgiving to loved ones, sidekicks and even villains. Excepting the third movie, which was of course an attempt to renew the franchise. ngl I would so be there for Blade 4 (but please, can we get some more characters of colour?).

I really think that Season 8/post After the Fall Buffy and Angel should take another ride on the relationship merry go round. I think they'd actually be good for each other at this point. (Hell, maybe I should just write the fic.) I have much love for both of them, but couldn't see myself in a relationship with either - too much epic pain.

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

And now that I've voted -- I decided to kill Angel, because really, that's the safest course with Mr. Shanshu/Bitch of the PTB. Neither Blade nor Selene have quite as hardcore an Evil setting.

Marrying Selene. There's untapped monogamy potential there.

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

See, I'd marry Angel so he couldn't be truly happy and I'd still get to sex him up! =D <--hurr hurr misogynist joke

I'd marry Angel so he'd be happy and become Angelus and THEN the fun begins! MUAHAhahhahaa!

I like that most people would fuck Blade.

Selene, meh, too gothy for my tastes. =p

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

She just needs a shower and like, a sundress. *g*

Blade is eminently fuckable. Not so marriable. And who would want to kill him? He's a decent guy, spends his time protecting us from the undead, has sexy chemistry with men and women.

Do you like Buffy-era or Angel-era Angel better?

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

A shower, a sundress, some decent hair care products, and a chill pill.

I know right? Blade is a hero! But one you don't necessarily want picking out your tampons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S_QjLMZbl8) for you when you're sick and can't get to the store yourself.

Angel is Angel is Angel. Romantic doof with a mean alternate personality. I've always preferred Spike! But I suppose I like Angel Angel better because we get to see him dealing with being forced to socialize.

[calliopes_pen]

I don't care for Blade, so I would kill him. I wouldn't sleep with or marry Angel, because then Angelus might come out to play.

I had to kill Selene, too, since I've never seen any of the Underworld movies.

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

What, no True Blood?:D

Again, I'm horribly conflicted!

[schmevil.livejournal.com]

I guess there's Eric, but neither he nor Bill are Slay the Dragon Kickass, which the above all are.

I'm conflicted too. I genuinely like all three of them. D:

[dlasta.livejournal.com]

Eric might be but he's been on screen at the most two minutes and books don't count.
...right?

Too many vampires, so little time. Arrgh.:D