New fic (kind of)

[schmevil]

I found some old fic that I forgot to archive at martianhouse, and some things that I never got around to posting at all. Here now, for your reading pleasure:

These two are from my 'OMG guys, you know what's funny? Death Eaters!' phase.

Happy F***ing Christmas
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: The Death Eaters take issue with holiday cheer, and have a jolly good time of it.
Character(s): Bellatrix/Rudolpho Lestrange, the Bones'
Word Count: 968
Warnings: torture
Notes: Companion to Flammiferum Acanthus (The Flaming Christmas Tree). (Written pre OotP).

Fire
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: The Ministry is hell!
Character(s): Snape, Wilkes, Rosier
Word Count: 883
Notes: Companion to Flammiferum Acanthus (The Flaming Christmas Tree). (Written pre OotP).

From back when there were two Blaise mysteries: is Blaise a boy or a girl, and who the hell is that Blaise guy?

The Great Blaise Mystery
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: See title.
Character(s): Blaise
Word Count: 146

Bootstrap
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Summary: Bootstrap gets bootstrapped, right over the side of the Black Pearl.
Character(s): Bill Turner
Word Count: 469
Notes: Pre Dead Man's Chest

Oral Fixation
Fandom: Smallville
Summary: Lex has one.
Character(s): Lex, Clark
Word Count: 100

Chimera
Title: Chimera
Fandom: Smallville
Summary: Lex is a meteor mutant. His body adapts. (Also, there's aliens).
Character(s):
Word Count: 1727
Notes: Companion piece to Humming

Humming
Fandom: Smallville
Summary: When they’ve tried and tried, and all failed, then they will need him. (Lex waits for rescue).
Character(s): Lex
Word Count: 1084
Notes: Companion piece to Chimera.