I'm having some writing issues...

I can't seem to finish any of my projects and all the threads of my ideas are flying out of my grasp. I need to do something else. Something that doesn't require me to bend my mind into bizarre contortions. So I've decided to put myself at your mercy.

One drabble. Your choice of characters, subject and fandom. Don't, however, ask me to write in a fandom I have no interest in. I'd be forced to kill you. I'm not putting a time limit on this, for myself or for you.