Marry, F*ck, or Kill #17: Movies About Music

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

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With a bonus poll! Awesome movie/music matings. (Ticky for awesome).

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5 things you're missing out on by not knowing me irl

Why am I so into memes lately? Because they allow me the illusion of updating, without having to compose actual entries? That couldn't be it!

1. Animal noises. I do an incredible chicken, my dog, cat and dolphin are quite good, and my cartoon pterodactyl is superlative.

2. Inappropriate public dancing. From the Carlton Banks and Saturday Night Fever schools of utter, public humiliation, natch.

3. Rambling and random stories. If you thought my journal entries could be strange and unbelievable, you'd be amazed at what my RL friends are forced to endure. "Ok, so then he turned into a unicorn, but not just any unicorn, a cyborg unicorn, out for revenge..."

4. Day/night-long coffee dates. I subject all my friends to endless, chatty dates. Six, or even twelve hours later they wake up from their chat-induced stupor and wonder where the time went. But for damn sure they have a better understanding of that work of staggering artistic genius, Evil Dead 2.

5. Epic walks. Another torture I subject my friends to. "What do you mean we've been walking for five hours?!" "Shut up and appreciate nature harder."