oops!

Apparently it's my birthday on Sunday. Kinda slipped my mind.

For my birthday I would like:

40 cakes

a pet dragon

access to the Miracle Machine and/or Miracle Max

a pet zombie

to know what Thomas Pynchon's deal is

Misha Collins, covered in honey

You can send these and other birthday tributes, to:

schmevil
666 Rainbow Lane,
Toronto, Ontario
Soviet Canuckistan
(AKA THE BEST FUCKING PLACE ON EARTH)
M3J 8M2