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Hello new people! I bid you welcome to the mad house. But seriously, what were you thinking, friending me? It shows a dire lack of good taste.

Things you should know about me:

1. I'm horrible about responding to comments, messages and emails.

2. I'm horribly inconsistent. One day I'll talk about philosophy, and another I'll be talking about Ms. Marvel's thigh high boots.

3. I like polls. A lot.

4. I like silly nonsense talk and serious confabs, but I don't tolerate bullshit in my space.

5. POOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES. See also: zombies, ninjas, pie.