things

1. Hating on the Daily Show has become a bizarre compulsion for me. I need to compile all my incoherent ranting into a readable, un-crackpot post.

2. I have a breakfast date, a shopping date and an online movie date scheduled for tomorrow (ok, later today). What was I thinking?

3. It's possible I haven't mentioned my epic computer and blackberry troubles here. Those poor bastards who have the misfortune of following me on Twitter get the brunt of it. Sincerely, I apologize to them. But as for you, my technology problems, they are epic. I need to pick up a phone and drop off a computer tomorrow, or the day after at the latest. idek

4. My John McClane impersonation does not go over well with the younger generation at work. Note to self: be less intense when running meetings!

5. Somebody needs to bake me cookies. JFC I am in need, here. I'm reading Marcuse, Heidigger and giving serious thought to Weber's The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism. For fun I'm reading Richard Stark's The Hunter, and Madame Bovary. Lack of tiiiime. Criminal lack of cooookies.

6. If I have time this week, I'm going to bake a pie. Should I bake:

a) Apple
b) Pear
c) Berry

Or just throw all of the above together into a frankenpie of tastily epic (EPIC!) proportions?