Bird From HELL

I was getting ready to paint the desk that I'm building and after I'd stirred the paint, I left the brush laying across the top of the can and was going to get changed for painting.

Then.

This motherfuckingstupidass bird flies down and lands on the brush, causing it to flip up and then land in the open paint can. Paint goes everywhere.

On me. On the bird. On the table. On the patio. On my NEW pants.

I was so mad. So mad.

If I ever see that bird again? It's dead.