I bring you bizarro mail and fic reviews!

"hi here! listen, i'm leaving on sat, july 5, and i'm not coming back for about 2 months, and could u please do me a favor? could u go 2 http://www.riddikulus.org (i love fanfiction) everyday and save the index page of it? thanks, and important note: if u save it the second, third, fourth, etc. time, and click 'SAVE' it might overwrite the first file so please write a different file name for them, thnx a lot, and i owe u one, promise, keep the files in a folder, and please send them 2 me when i come back, thanks. please rply if u can :D ;) O:-) PS. u can save web pages if u click FILE>SAVE AS..."

The fuck? I've exchanged maybe one email with this person. The utter gall.

Moving on. liviapenn and I had this idea. We probably shouldn't be allowed to speak. We decided to give ourselves a review journal, in which we could criticize (and maul when appropriate) the worst fics of Smallville fandom. The very first post in verbaljudo and it's not a nice one, but then, I picked some rather terrible fics. ^_^