Words like...

Creatrix make me want to shank in the word-user in the genitals.

Velvety make me want to kick the word-user's velvety ass. Literally.

Pro-active and action (as a verb) make me want to smack the word-user upside the head with a dictionary.

Ponder make me want to wait until the word-user is deep in ponder-ville, then push them down the stairs.

Spunk and spurt used you know how, make me want to vomit on the word-user's face.

Filibuster, skein and excoriate make me want to give the word-user oral favours.

Thank you, please drive through.