My neighbors appear to be playing some particularly violent form of tag...

Judging by the noises. I also think that it might be nice to choke the life out of them.

WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE? It's midnight on a freaking Monday.

FUUUUUU-

-UUUCK.

I just fell down the stairs while carrying a lightblub, as one does (apparently). Holy Hannah Arendt! I was stunned. Stars! Inability to achieve verticality! Uhn that fucking hurt. Only I could turn falling down the stairs into such a big freaking drama. I did manage to save the lightbulb, though.