Marry, F*ck, or Kill #16: Pirates!

I was going to do another Star Wars MFK, but then I realized it would be a landslide in favour of killing Anakin so very, very dead. So instead we're doing pirates.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

[Poll #1388949]