Happy Retailmas!

If you're out shopping today, don't buy salad spinners or waffle irons. Trust me, you won't use them. Also stay away from: juicers, rowing machines, and foot massagers.

If you're home chillin like a villain, good show. I tip my glass of alcoholic something or other, to you. Why yes, I am aware that it's only one o clock. We started yesterday off with champagne and orange juice, so today is comparatively tee total-y.

Now, I'd like to express my sincere thanks to those generous souls who took time away from their families to troll me on the holidays. It's people like you who remind me of how blessed I am. I have so many great people in my life, both offline and online. I'm so sorry the same isn't true for you.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS NEWAYZ BB. DRINK SOME NOG N MAKE AS MERRY AS U CAN. XO XO