I have computer access!

So I've fixed both my phone and my computer, which means I have steady computer/internet access. I'm still having issues with gchat, however, but am working on that particular snag. Now I begin the hard work of catching up on everything that's gone down during my mini vacay, including: reading my Yuletide and Cap_IronMan gifts, and polishing and sending in my own offerings; some SCrack and Scans Daily biz; reading all the wank I've missed. :DDD

Catch me up flisters, what have I missed?