What filters, if any, do you want to be on?

Recently someone broke my friends-lock to publicly post something that I'd declined to share with the wider intarwebz community. It was nothing serious, so there's no crisis in the Batcave. However, this latest incident of fuckery, in addition to the trolling, and my total inability to keep up with my flist, has spurred me to set up some filters. I'm setting up both subscription and access filters, but I won't be filtering anyone I've subscribed to, entirely off of my reading list. (Same goes for LJ, but with different terminology). I'm planning to go through my past entries, particularly the friends-locked ones, and adjusting the security levels. So for past entries and future entries, please to be telling me:

Poll #2140 What filters, if any, do you want to be on?

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 23

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I would like to be on schmevil's

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personal life filter
21 (91.3%)

personal life whining filter
18 (78.3%)

CAPSLOCK RAGE filter
22 (95.7%)

coffee shop filter
21 (91.3%)

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List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself.
Tag seven people to do the same.
Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it.

Tagging: Tammylee, Dlasta, Stubbleupdate, Scottyquick, Parsimonia, Bluefall, Sistermagpie. Do iiiiiiiiit.

1. I make animal noises as part of my day-to-day standup comedy routine. I do several varieties of monkeys, cats, dogs, seagulls, hawks, dolphins, rats and cartoon pterodactyls.

2. I have ten plants in my bedroom and I have co-opted my mother's garden for my ongoing experiment in all-season, perennial, shade gardening.

3. I make (very) short films. Usually they feature: traffic, animals-vegetables-minerals and garbage. I haven't made one in months though, as I am currently camera-less.

4. Before the advent of Rockband et al, my friends and I considered spontaneous sing alongs a legitimate and awesome leisure activity. Especially while walking down the street. I do a mean Wonderwall.

5. I own about twenty Threadless t-shirts.

6. I'm a compulsive book buyer. Especially of the ~classics. Otherwise, I'm not big on shopping.

7. I clean when I'm drunk.

Best news story ever, or BEST NEWS STORY EVER?

Man arrested for licking cake.

Commentary is absolutely unnecessary.