Marry, F*ck or Kill #50 Incoherent Right Wing Populists

I haven't done MFK since MAY people. I am out of every loop that ever was, and an utter failblogger. But the other day at work, I thought to myself, Schmevil these three would make an ideal MFK matchup. You should get the old band back together and force them to kill only one of these fine populist word-manglers. Figuratively, imaginatively (thoroughly), no-death-threat-a-tively of course.

Vote on Dreamwidth because I'm la-la-la-lazy, it seems.

Three characters, people, animals, vegetables or minerals are given, and you must choose one to marry, one to f*ck and one to kill. No fence sitting. No halfsies. Ya gotta choose.

Poll #4855 Marry, F*ck or Kill #50: Incoherent Right Wing Populists

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 6

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Christine O'Donnell

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Marry
0 (0.0%)

F*ck
5 (83.3%)

Kill
1 (16.7%)

Carly Fiorina

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Marry
4 (66.7%)

F*ck
1 (16.7%)

Kill
1 (16.7%)

Sarah Palin

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Marry
0 (0.0%)

F*ck
1 (16.7%)

Kill
5 (83.3%)

it's my birthday I can talk about Star Wars if I want to

So this weekend there was a minor galactic implosion over an unsubstantiated and now-denied rumor that Lucasfilms was considering a third Star Wars trilogy. This lead to an explosion of pro and anti third trilogy articles and blog posts.

Assuming you wouldn't, you know, kill the man on sight--You have broken into Skywalker Ranch. You have in your possession a PASIV, and at your side a crack team of extractors. What do you do?--What would you ask Lucas to put into/focus on in a third Star Wars trilogy?

For myself, NO MORE SKYWALKERS. Sry guize, your time has passed and thanks to Anakin that consumate fuck being the head of the family, you've collectively left a sour taste in my mouth. Beyond that I'm not invested in the universe enough to have particular wants and needs The Adventures of Mace Wins-All and Awesome-Wan Kenobi. Just give me Sith, Jedi, mouthy criminals and silliness, and I'll be fine.