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( Mpreg: Yich! )
Let me use this opportunity to describe what my ideal MPreg would entail. There are two possibilities.
1) Race of functional hermaphrodites who've interbred with us so much that it's become difficult to use secondary sexual characteristics in identification. "Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in." "On what charge?" "Public indecency." "It's just a chest!" "Breasts, sir."
2) Act of a cruel deity, comedy, pathos and lessons of privledge ensue. All at once with absolutely no sentimentality, porn, sexism or porn in sight.
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I saw Constantine tonight and stayed through the end credits as per your recommendation and I have a question: am I the only one who noticed that the freakin' fluffers got credits? I mean - seriously, what kind of movie credits the sandwich-bringing, cock-sucking assistants? Keanu Reeves' assistant.
Besides that - it was a very pretty movie. Very pretty. KR and RW would have very pretty children.
BTW, does anyone have a still of John holding Duck the cat? I would love an icon of that pic, so link me.
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As no beta appears to be forthcoming on the Snapefic, I'll just ask some questions here and everywhere else I can think of.
1. What were the major criminal organizations in the UK in the 1970's?
2. What geographical region would you place Snape?
3. What's a good Brit equivalent for 'kid'?
Let me use this opportunity to describe what my ideal MPreg would entail. There are two possibilities.
1) Race of functional hermaphrodites who've interbred with us so much that it's become difficult to use secondary sexual characteristics in identification. "Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in." "On what charge?" "Public indecency." "It's just a chest!" "Breasts, sir."
2) Act of a cruel deity, comedy, pathos and lessons of privledge ensue. All at once with absolutely no sentimentality, porn, sexism or porn in sight.
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I saw Constantine tonight and stayed through the end credits as per your recommendation and I have a question: am I the only one who noticed that the freakin' fluffers got credits? I mean - seriously, what kind of movie credits the sandwich-bringing, cock-sucking assistants? Keanu Reeves' assistant.
Besides that - it was a very pretty movie. Very pretty. KR and RW would have very pretty children.
BTW, does anyone have a still of John holding Duck the cat? I would love an icon of that pic, so link me.
***
As no beta appears to be forthcoming on the Snapefic, I'll just ask some questions here and everywhere else I can think of.
1. What were the major criminal organizations in the UK in the 1970's?
2. What geographical region would you place Snape?
3. What's a good Brit equivalent for 'kid'?