schmevil: (ruby)
In Castiel's second appearance, he comments that he is a soldier of God, and does not perch on anyone's shoulder. If I'm not imagining things, he makes reference to the host of heaven, on several occasions, and their ongoing war against the legions of hell. In the Christian tradition heaven has an army, but there are lots of other things on their agenda. Angels are warriors, messengers, protectors and devoted worshipers of God. There are angels whose entire purpose is to praise God. There are angels who spend all their time delivering messages from God.

1. Is Supernatural's heaven just in total war mode, or is it really wholly given over to soldiering? The demons of hell clearly have purpose beyond releasing Lucifer from his prison, and bringing about the end days - overwhelmingly, demons seem to be interested in causing pain for pain's sake. Do Supernatural's angels have a similar side gig?Read more... )

SPN

Oct. 8th, 2009 11:40 pm
schmevil: (ruby)
As most of you crazy kids know, my new obsession last year was Supernatural. I've just spent the last few weeks catching up on the series, and have now seen the whole damn thing through, and some episodes multiple times. Here's a list of things I've come to appreciate about the show: Read more... )
schmevil: (Default)
I want to do a post on this subject, but I've got to run off to work. So I'll just throw up a few questions, and get back to this later.


1. Is unauthorizied remix a fannish 'crime'?

2. If yes, why? Or: if all fanworks are transformative works (i.e. remixes of one kind or another), and are by nature unauthorized (save a very few exceptions), why is it 'criminal' to transform the creative works of other fans?

4. How does this strike you:

Capitalist copyright is about property is about money.

Fannish copyright is about credit is about status.

4. If the original creator is properly credited (Original vid by Dude. Remixed by Dude 2), does s/he have a leg to stand on if s/he hates the transformative work, and wants it gone? Can s/he do more than publicly eviscerate it?
schmevil: (men (scared of pussy))
I need to reorganize my comics. They're in stacks all over my room, and taking up two shelves that I need for my three-layers-deep-books. Probably it's time to consign some of them to the longbox, but then the question becomes: where the eff does the longbox go? Crisis.

Usually I've got the latest issue of Comic Store News on top of one of the stacks. I like combing through it for weird new releases that don't get press OL. This one had a huge promo for the new Power Girl ongoing. (Which I will most definitely be picking up on Wednesday, along with whatever FCBD books my comics guy decided to pull for me. ILU D!) My brother saw the promo, and... hell.

He's a gamer, an aficionado of horror and action movies, cartoons and humour of questionable taste. He took one look at that promo and went "Oh fanboys." Not in so many words. No, his actual words were, "What the fuck?" Followed by approximately two minutes of derisive laughter. So I then had the unenviable task of explaining the boob window. Read more... )

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On an unrelated note, [livejournal.com profile] jazzypom asked me to talk about Carol Danvers a while back. Consider this a preview of a longer post, scheduled sometime post term.

Carol Danvers is a soldier, turned storyteller, turned superhero. When her father decided that it was more important for his sons to attend college than his daughter, she joined the USAF and put herself through school that way. She worked her tail off, becoming one of their best, and when injuries incurred in the field grounded her, she moved into intelligence, and later security. Read more... )
schmevil: (jean)
Culled from [livejournal.com profile] badficwriter's post about how Scans Daily is changing, some of of my comments on the creators in [livejournal.com profile] scans_daily dilemma:

Regarding the creator/fan issue, the trouble is that in comics fandom, those spaces are already blurred. The comics industry and fandom is a drop in the proverbial bucket, compared to SW, ST or HP. It's a small world, and one in which there are fewer barriers to entering creatorhood. As hard as it is to break into comics professionally, it's a lot harder to become a movie director, or a billionaire novelist. We're in a fandom in which potentially, any of us could become creators, and in which creators are also operating as fans. Remember, we have a lot of members who produce their own webcomics, or are artists and writers working for small presses. Some of whom were using [livejournal.com profile] scans_daily to promote their work.

We're also looking at increasing numbers of creators wanting to get in on the action; to try to steer the conversation to their advantage, and use fora like ours, to promote themselves and their work. And although it might be more comfortable for us, we can't keep them out. We can't put up an anti-creator firewall. What we could do, is be as unwelcoming as possible to creators, but that amounts to a) begging for trolls; and b) excluding people like Gail Simone, Kurt Busiek, and Warren Ellis, who've figured out how to navigate the uncertain waters of creator/fan interaction on the internet. So the dilemma becomes do we exclude all creators, or find a way to potentially let all creators in? A community can't cherry pick its membership and still be open and welcoming - I think that would change the SD culture far more than moving away from creator-evisceration (live on channel 5!).

I don't think we have to kiss ass to be welcoming to creators. I don't think we should kiss ass. If I wanted to spend my fannish time fawning over say, Gail Simone, I would be on a Gail fansite, singing her praises. I also don't think that we're being ruled by the will of corporations. What we're being ruled by, is common sense. If we can't keep the creators out (and do we want to, completely?) then we have to live with them. We fans make up the majority of SD's population, and as such, we have more power to shape how creator/fan interactions will play out here. Yes, creators bring with them their creatorly power (a certain amount of authority to speak about their work, and the comics industry as a whole), but they are stepping into our space. We have a certain amount of ability to make those interactions work for us, and likewise, we have to bear a some responsibility for when they go pear shaped. Barring outright ignorance or trolling on the part of creators, which hey, in no way is on us. Or creator and corporate attempts to shut down our discussion, which again, is not on us, but instead reflects on their fear of fan power (fan space) chipping away at theirs.

And look, many of our conversations here will continue to be uninteresting to a lot of creators. Being less overtly hostile to creators doesn't mean they'll suddenly descend on us, in a flurry of self-promotion. Dealing with fans, even ones as mild as us *cough* are a challenge for quite a lot of creators. The fact is that some will never be interested in deepening their relationship with us - I hardly think we have to worry about Frank Miller showing up and complaining about his work not getting enough love.

Our particular fannish expression exists in a legal gray area (and it's a very dark shade of gray). We've seen our community shut down, and some of our members threatened. Right now, not just the rules, but also the community norms are in flux. None of us know what this community will look like in six months. I for one vote AWESOME, but, yeah. That's up to you guys too. :)

It's my opinion that we can being critical without being vitriolic. We can hate, with the power of a thousands suns even, without shaming ourselves with nastiness and outright abusiveness. And ultimately, I don't think that creator-bashing is an essential part of our culture. (Maybe comics culture as a whole, but...)
schmevil: (daily planet)
Legal battle over Watchmen movie
Film studio Twentieth Century Fox has applied to a Los Angeles court to block the release of Watchmen, based on the comic books written by Alan Moore. [...] Fox spokesman Gregg Brilliant said it planned to stop the release of the movie and "any related Watchmen media that violate our copyright interests in that property".

BBC News
August 19, 2008


Gorram. Everbody wants to get paid.

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Randomly - Did you know that Rosanne has a blog? It doesn't suck - I don't agree with everything she says, but she totally owns her opinions. **ETA** She is so on drugs and it's fascinating.

And randomly the second - I'm heading to my LCS today or tomorrow to pick up Jonathan Hickman's Network News, and Tori Amos' Comic Book Tattoo. Anyone have some more recs for me?

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Now for the meat of this entry:

Cory Doctorow talks about the OTW, comparing it to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund. OTW is really getting a lot of press for a fan org.

The other thing is that the CBLDF is, itself, a kind of model for the kind of organizations that other people who are involved in other dangerous cultural acts are turning to. For example, Naomi Novik, she won the Campbell Award last year for best new science fiction writer. She comes out of the fanfic culture of people who make stories out of other people’s universes—this is something that’s pretty common in comics, and obviously, the shared universe is a real common piece of comic storytelling, in the way that comics have always taken place. And even where you have unauthorized, thinly-veiled shared universes—you have things like The Watchmen and so on. So Naomi and her friends, they want to defend the rights of people who are involved in fanfiction, because this is as old as culture, the retelling of stories to suit your own needs.

She said she wanted to make a CBLDF for fanfiction, and that just conveyed so much in just a little phrase. So what the CBLDF has actually done is provided us with a useful vocabulary for describing a certain kind of advocacy organization that’s small, incredibly nimble and intelligent in the way it conducts itself, committed to an important cause, and really fueled by creators and the work they do. So I think for that reason as well, I’m really game for doing stuff for the group.

Cory makes a case for fanfiction being a similar kind of artistic endeavor to writing in shared universes like comics (or if you extend it further television, particularly franchises) - the primary differences, as he sees it are:

1. Experience. Not talent - experience. He doesn't distinguish between pro/fan writers in terms of capability, but he does say that on average, pro writers tend to be more skilled.

Pro writers also operate within an immense infrastructure of editors, publishers and promoters, where they learn to write what sells, or they don't get to be pro writers anymore. I mean, of course there are some incredibly skilled fan writers, but there are also bajillions of us for whom fandom is our first experience with creative writing. And there are lots of us who are more interested in telling our stories, than in developing our skills. Pro writers don't have that option.

What I really like about this point is that Doctorow is committing the fallacy of talent=success, or that success=talent. And that therefore, lack of success=lack of talent.

2. Community. Internet fic, as he points out, is a very public activity. Much more public and interactive than say, writing Action Comics, where the fans only see selected previews and the final product.

Even old school zine fic encouraged much more back and forth between writers and readers, writers and writers, and readers and readers, all on a (more of less) level playing field, than pro writers are likely to experience. My anecdotal evidence suggests that fic is increasingly being treated as a communal experience, especially on eljay where there's very little demarcation between blog-space and story-space (ie fic happens in comments, sometimes even to blog-style entries). So you get tiny ficlets in response to other peoples ficlets, all part of a story-conversation that happens much faster than would be possible in pro writing circles. It's also a conversation in which the more and less skilled can equally participate.. Contributions won't be valued equally, but we technically have equal opportunity to chime in with our say.

3. Subject matter. Doctorow points out that a lot of fic is fundamentally concerned with three things: sex, politics and sexual politics. This is part of why copyright and trademark owners get nervous about fic - it strays into territory which might, if they were to go there themselves, negatively impact marketability.

This is an interesting one. The sex part is easy (fanfic is for porn!), politics less so. Is a fifteen year old Harry/Ginny shipper really engaging in political activity/making a political statement? Well, yes. It's kind of hard to get away from politics. *g*

There's the politics of the medium, the politics of the activity and the politics of the messge. We don't all write fic with the intention of doing politics or making the same kind of statement, but even the most innocuous fic is political.
schmevil: (rosa)
I had a thought. Indulge me.

Mark Millar has a new project coming soon in Wolverine. It's called Old Man Logan. It's a future tale, about what Logan looks like, in a post-superhero world. Millar says that he was initially inspired by the superlative Unforgiven. At first that got me crazy excited, because Unforgiven is one of my all-time favourite Westerns. I thought I might be reading a Wolverine comic for the first time in years.

Then I read on. cut for spoilers, though I'm sure most of you don't care )

Now, I'm not one to call for fewer mutated freaks in my superhero comics, particularly in my X-comics, but let's face it, this can only end in tears. All criticisms of Millar aside, he's got too many disparate ideas in there to explore in the short time he's alotted - he's too ambitious, and when compressed into a short story arc, it's going to be complete and utter crack. And probably not the good kind.

Still, the idea of doing Logan's Unforgiven is imho fantastic, and it's what I want to talk about today. Unforgiven is an old story. Like A History of Violence, it tracks a criminal who's gone straight, found a family and a normal life. All is well, until some outside force invades their little slice of paradise, and starts to tear it all down. In A History of Violence, it's a chance encounter with two criminals on the run. In Unforgiven it's nature itself - the farm is failing, the children are sick, and when an offer of one last job comes along, it's too necessary (not too good) to refuse. Both movies are about how you can't outrun your past, and you can't outwit fate.

There's also the non-criminal version of the story, which you can find in 3:10 To Yuma and so many other movies. Really, it's one of THE Western stories. It's a story about masculinity, humanity, duty and loss. And if you hadn't guessed, it's a story I'll never get tired of.

Now imagine a many years post-superhero world. Logan has turned his swords into ploughshares and for a time he's happy, until something goes wrong. Something forces him back into the world he chose to leave behind, too tired, too exhausted morally, spiritually and physically to keep on saving the day.

Break him down, and what Logan is, is a cowboy. He's a character type that's very much at home in Westerns.

Logan's abilities, both natural and acquired, are all of the body, they're all very human - the character is the antithesis of everything technological. So many of his stories have him outwitting technological solutions to the special problem he poses, or having his enhanced senses turn out to be superior to some new gadget. His eternal dilemma is controlling those pesky berserker rages he's plagued with - the monkey on his back is his own animal nature, which constantly threatens to overtake his human reason.

And then there's his character - his affinity for dying traditional cultures, particularly that of Japan; his contradictory needs for solitude, and then human society, just to keep him sane; his personal code of honor, that he's willing to overlook, if the need is great enough; his love of the simple pleasures; his willingness to be talked into sacrificing it all for the greater good, even when he doubts the existence of a greater good.

He's nostalgia, pure and simple. *** Everything about the character recalls to us a bygone era that never was. A time when men were men, and life was nasty, brutish and short. But sometimes, if only briefly, beautiful.

Read more... )
schmevil: (ms. marvel (smash))
So over on CBR, folks are talking about Carol's effectiveness, or lack thereof, as a leader. I said:

Carol is a good leader as written by Brian Reed, and most other writers. She's a bad leader as written by Bendis. His Carol is probably the most indecisive and mild she's ever been. Brian Reed, for all his other flaws, understands that Carol is supposed to be (as the slogan goes), the hard-hitting, high-flying Ms. Marvel and he's increasingly showing her to be the smart, aggressive, never-back-down kind of woman she's always been. He's also, very smartly, had her do a lot of introspection, examining her motives and methods.

I've talked before about Reed's issues on Ms. Marvel, but I strongly believe his treatment of the character is improving. In recent issues Carol has been less wracked by indecision and far more effective. She's starting to win a few, which is so important for this character. At the same time, he's not letting her get away with her more negative impulses - she's questioned her ethics and her tactics, and she's started to face the parts of herself she's ignored for a long time. Reed hasn't stopped throwing her curveballs, but she's getting better at hitting them.

I also said:

I'm starting to think that she needs to get away from Bendis to shine. Even more than she needs to get away from Tony. Under Bendis she's been marginalized as a leader, called a fat cow by Doctor Doom, and shown to be willing to abandon a group of her friends in the middle of a fire fight, in order to protect one friend. Of course, it's possible to put a positive spin on all of this, but I'm having trouble.

I really want Bendis to throw the character a bone during Secret Invasion. Not least because his record with the female characters he chooses to write about is looking pretty grim. Jessica Jones spent most of her time in NA supporting her husband and not doing much else. When she finally gets some agency, it's to take her baby away from Luke. Echo was a non-entity, until Bendis hooked her up with Clint - suddenly she's interesting? The Wasp is just sort of there and in a recent issue she even disappears completely, without explanation. Spider-Woman, well, you know.

Black Widow is the only female character in the Avengers books who gets to consistently be a superhero. I tend to think that's partly because she's a street-level character and a sexy superspy, two of Bendis' favourite types to work with.

When you look at it this way, Carol's ineffectiveness is hardly surprising.


And Carol is a largely ineffective leader in the Mighty Avengers. Her teammates make and execute their own plans, and command seems to rotate from issue to issue. Tony is constantly undermining her, and she hasn't confronted him about it after, what? Twelve issues? She seems baffled by battles as they're unfolding around her, and is constantly surprised. This is frankly bizarre, considering she's a former Air Force major, who operated both as a fighter pilot, and with special ops. She's also been director of security for NASA, headed the superhuman branch of Homeland Security, and currently runs an anti-terrorist strike team through SHIELD. Oh yeah, and in her brief civilian career, she ran a magazine.

This is not a character who should have trouble with command.

Granted, the Mighty Avengers is just stacked with strong personalities, but I don't recall a leader having this much trouble since Black Widow's tenure as chairman. And before that, Scarlet Witch. Hey wait a second, do you think that maybe there's a connection?! What's really vexing is that under Busiek and Johns, Carol ran missions as an Avengers field leader and not only was she good at it, no one questioned her abilities. There is a difference, obviously, between temporary and fulltime command, and yeah the transition can be difficult. I would feel a lot better about Bendis' portrayal of Carol, if he showed her struggling with and then working on her self-doubt, rather than constantly showing her as being inadequate, and knowing she's inadequate.

Please, Gods of Comcis, let Bendis have some awesome plan for Carol. Power of positive thinking, people. POSITIVE THINKING.

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Yesterday I posted some pages from She-Hulk #29, in which we finally find out why Jen got disbarred. I'm mostly satisfied with the explanation, and interested in seeing where PAD takes it.

Proving once again that She-Hulk fans are the best fans (WHY AREN'T YOU READING THIS BOOK?!), posters took the opportunity to geek about: case law, language usage, puns relating to both birds and breasts, and ninja zombie nazi gorillas riding pirate dinosaurs with jetpacks and rocket boots. OMG.

I also posted some scans from Transhuman #2, and it continues to be very, very cool. Jonathan Hickman is telling the story of the development of the transhumanism industry. He frames it within a documentary film about the two companies that first had major breakthroughs. He follows them from initial research, to development, human trials and even their search for funding. It's a really smart book that interrogates the relationship between science and business, tackles all the big ethical questions without getting heavy-handed, and sends up genre conventions.

Remember the test monkeys? (WHY AREN'T YOU READING THIS BOOK?!)
schmevil: (black flash)
A couple months back I started reading Birds of Prey posts on [livejournal.com profile] scans_daily. It seemed like a fairly cool book, and I decided to read from the start. So I read all the way from the first mini to issue 114 - a few months behind the current issue. Chuck Dixon and Gail Simone are the two writers who really shaped this book. Dixon developed the idea of the Birds, and established their mythos. Simone made them a family.

I appreciate a lot about both of their runs, but in terms of exciting storytelling, I think that in many ways, Dixon's is superior. Dixon had a very clear idea of who the Birds were and gave them a mission that distinguished them from all the myriad other DC super-teams. He maintained a tight focus on short, mission-focused arcs that combined James Bond-like espionage, Indiana Jones-like adventure, and the particular wackiness of the DC universe.

Under Simone, the Birds started to lose focus. Instead of only being a proactive super-taskforce, Oracle decided to 'police' the meta community, by tracking down those who 'went too far'. She expanded her pool of operatives, and with the inclusion of powerhouses like Big Barda, the Birds started to look an awful lot like other super-teams. Then came Misfit, and all pretense of the Birds being a relatively low-power, low-profile team of super-spy-adventurers flew out the window. Arcs dragged on. And on. And it became increasingly difficult to pinpoint what made the Birds unique, aside from their vaginas.

There is a lot about Simone's run that I love. Love the friendships between the Birds. Love her dedication to continuing the theme of salvaging characters that were left by the wayside, and developing them into something new and interesting. Love Black Canary's development, and the entire arc of her training to be a better fighter. Love. What I don't love is the way the book took a left turn into Girly Justice League-ville, near the end of her run.

Probably the standout period for me, is just after Lady Blackhawk joins the team, when Oracle is trying to redeem Savant and Creote, and Black Canary is an unstoppable freightrain of pwn. It's also a period marked by cracktastic, kung fu teamups, like this one:



OMG! Soon after this undeniably awesome teamup, the book started to lose the sense of danger that made it interesting. The Birds increasingly started to play in the big leagues, leaving behind their dirty ops background. The McKeever Birds, who fight giant robots in Metropolis (albeit unsuccessfully) are a far cry from the ones who served up righteous helpings of pain to the wicked, (wo)mano a (wo)mano. Though I only recently spreed through the book, when others have been invested for years, I still find myself missing those Birds.

Simone, in opening up the book to the larger DC universe, and establishing Oracle's ability to call in the big guns at will, started the trend that's lead us to teen meta brawls, giant robots and a complete absence of any reason for the Birds to exist. What Simone did wasn't all bad. Under her, the Birds rolled along fairly comfortably, balanced between outright superheroics and being a crime fighting strike team. But under McKeever, everything she built fell apart, because he lacks her ability to strike that balance, and the mostly gentle sense of humour that helped it all hang together.

Simone's Birds were comfortable, easy to read and easy to identify with.

I'm starting to think, by the way, that this is the defining feature of her writing: comfort. Simone isn't a really challenging writer. She's not going to blow your mind, but put her on an ailing book and she'll steer it back on track, and deliver issue after issue of solid writing.

My ideal Birds would be something like Gail Simone redoing the Chuck Dixon plots, for added humanity. Or possibly just a whole lot of Black Canary punching people, and Huntress and Catman flirting...

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Late as usual, I've discovered Monster. Holy awesome opening credits. Gotta love the wank in the comments:

"Okay newschool faggots, Deathnote does NOT compare to Monster. Deathnote became retard from creation. The creator of Deathnote cannot even read or speak english, that's why the title isn't death notebook. Whereas Monster has actual German in it etc."

Deathnote became retard from creation. You heard it here first.

But in all sincerity? Monster=OMG BEST ANIME EVER!!1!
schmevil: (xander)
Found this via [livejournal.com profile] majingojira at SD. Animated ASX #1. It's actually pretty good, though the voice acting is a bit flat.

sticking it behind a cut because it's gigantic )

Continuing from my anti-Joss screed - it's not that I hate Joss Whedon. He's one of my fav creators and I enjoy the vast majority of his work. It's that I hate what he did with the X-Men, and a lot of it starts right there in ASX #1, with his characterization of Kitty. "Everything's the same. Nothing's changed." That's basically Joss' mantra in regards to X-Men.

It doesn't help that imo, he gets Kitty wrong, right from the start. He's writing 80's Kitty. New Mutants Kitty. She shouldn't be surprised at being asked to join the main X-team or the school's teaching staff and she definitely shouldn't question her status as 'a fighter'. She's not a junior X-person. She's lead her own team. She's paid her dues. On that team she's second only to Logan in fighting ability, and Hank in smarts. Kitty is not cute, youthful, comic relief.

To be fair, I appreciated that he picked up on her previous relationship with Emma, and had Kitty remain doubtful about her hero-ness. That's as it should be. Kitty should carry a lot of resentment about Emma's usurpation of Jean and Ororo's place in the X mansion. That's natural. It started to grate on me when I realized that the only one who was really going to question Emma, was Kitty. A little too cat-fight-y for my tastes.

In general, the feel of ASX was right. I liked the jokes, the pacing in terms of issues (though not in terms of arcs), and the sense of history he imbued everything with. Joss gets that the X world is rich one, and he does a good job of exploiting some of it. And I have to admit that Agent Brand gave me endless entertainment.

If there's one other thing that really put me off of ASX, aside from it just not working for me, it's Danger. I'm not a member of the Church of Saint Xavier of Westchester, but that arc didn't work for me at all. I found Danger herself to be thinly characterized and Xavier's motives insufficiently explored. It's not enough for me to just say he did it for his students. The whole Vulcan/Krakoa hoohaw I've heard about, but not yet read, has the same problem - if you're going to tell me that Xavier will commit crimes against sentience? You have to do more than say it was for his students.

ymmv but my Xavier isn't evil.

Anyway, here's the thing - I think that Joss is wrong for the main X-team. According to the sales figures, this is an unusual opinion. *g* But I think he's at his strongest writing youths and outcasts. What Morrison left behind was not a situation that played to Joss' strengths.

What drives it home for me, is how often he used Kitty as his focal character. And how often his plots involved the X-Men being out of their depth.

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Now, on a related topic, I certainly didn't mean to personally offend anyone with yesterday's post. (Except Joss, who will probably be put off, should he happen to read it. Sorry dude, I love you but Kitty - what the HELL man?) Although rereading it, I can sort of see how it might, possibly, ok probably annoy someone who really liked ASX.

Mea maxima culpa - I didn't mean to harsh anyone's squee by getting my hate on.
schmevil: (iron man (hospital))
I don't really feel like doing an Iron Man reaction post. Maybe after I've seen it a second time, which was supposed to be last night, but the rain and PMS drove me back inside.

Instead I want to talk about Steve/America/Tony, the unspoken OT3 of the Steve/Tony ship. And by that I mean friendship, working relationship, romantic relationship - however you read them, my comments are (mostly) general enough to apply. However, I’m not sure how interesting they will be to people who aren’t me. Fair warning: extreme TL;DR.

Captain America and Iron Man, (and Steve and Tony), represent two different clusters of American ideals. Within the Marvel Universe, more than most heroes, they are representatives of America, and of the American military industrial complex. Captain America is the one they* chose. Iron Man is the one they earned. Neither has been exactly what they'd like - neither has been quite as good for business as hoped. Read more... )
schmevil: (xander)
Dear Joss Whedon,

Please stop doing this. (Spoilers for Buffy #14) Your blind spot regarding certain issues, you know them, we've had this talk, is really, REALLY SHOWING. Good god, man.

Also? Never, ever write X-Men again. Stay the hell away from the mutants from Westchester, because Astonishing was so painfully average I can't bring myself to write the review I hoped to do of your run. It was just that fucking boring. Your Emma was nigh unreadable. Your Kitty was nauseating. Your Colossus had no real reason for being. Boo. Just boo to your dreck-filled, stolen-from-Claremont, rehash of every X cliche in the X book. BOO.

However, I do stand by my comments regarding your being better for the X brand than Morrison. You brought in some new readers, and brought back some old ones.

Still. The sheer suckitude of your run has put a stop to my playing catch up with X-Men - I really don't think I can go on, Joss. I mean, if Brubaker is even half as narcoleptic as you, my job could be on the line. Would you like to know why, Joss? Because just thinking about your damn book PUT ME TO FUCKING SLEEP. While counting money. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fall asleep with hundreds of thousands of dollars in front of you? Just the memory of Astonishing was enough to conquer my unconquerable insomnia. Insomnia so bad that I have been know to stay awake for two days straight, AFTER popping sleeping pills like they're pez.

THAT'S HOW MUCH YOU SUCK.

Thanks for listening,

[livejournal.com profile] schmevil

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So I need to stop reading Ms. Marvel posts on [livejournal.com profile] scans_daily before I've read the issue myself. The latest MM finally arrived in my mailbox yesterday, and I have to say that the post was far from representative, and not at all what I took from the issue. Less weepy, more ass-kicky - which is of course all to the good.

My biggest complaint about Brian Reed's run on MM is that Carol hasn't been kicking nearly enough ass. She may not be an A list superhero, but the villains for damn sure should know that when Ms. Marvel finds you? Your shit is going to get fucked the hell up. Carol isn't a Punisher or a Wolverine. She's not going to stab you, shoot you, or leave you for dead. Probably. As long as your don't annoy her. In fact, most of the time she'll send you along to the Raft with a couple of broken limbs, tops. But your base? Your awesomely villainous equipment? Gone. Kaput. Because Carol is a living, breathing weapon of mass destruction, and she really, really likes her job. Read more... )
schmevil: (she-hulk (objection))
What's up with the writers? I mean, really? I was thinking about writing a post detailing all the ways in which Dan Slott projected his conflicted feelings about sexuality onto She-Hulk. Then I saw this post by [livejournal.com profile] box_in_the_box, and I realized that we're not done with this phenomena, even though Slott's left the book.

PAD says:

I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to side with the "not a good idea" contingent. I think any normal man who would have sex with She-Hulk is courting disaster. I don't care how stiff your stiffy is: She-Hulk's vaginal muscles alone, if she were to orgasm, would be enough to earn you a trip to the E.R. The price of a tumble with She-Hulk being broken bones pales in comparison to the prospect of a broken boner because, yes kids, it can break, and not all the king's horses, men or Viagra will put Humpty back together again. Lambskin Trojans? Forget that. Tony Stark must have used an amored condom. The Invinicible Iron Man Thing.

Is it possible that She-Hulk can't reach climax? I suppose. That would explain her bed hopping: An ongoing quest to find a man who can send her to Happyland. Me, I wouldn't want to roll those dice. I'm not sure how any guy would consider the bragging rights inherent in bagging the She-Hulk worth risking the rest of his sex life for, should he happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when She-Hulk finally gets her G-spot hit.


So Dan Slott writes stories about the evils of promiscuity, and PAD thinks that She-Hulk is physicially incapable of having sex with a 'normal man' and that her 'bed hopping' is a consequence of her not being able to find a man who can withstand her mighty vaginal muscles. That's 31 flavours of fail right there, folks, particularly considering that Jen and She-Hulk are both sexually active, and both canonically enjoy sex. Read more... )
schmevil: (iron man (eye))
Yeah, I said it. I don't think Tony Stark is a womanizer. I got to thinking about this after reading this thread on the CBR forums.

I said:

He isn't a womanizer and hasn't been for decades. Perhaps that's what his characterization was initially (I would argue otherwise, except in the reeeeally early days), but his sexuality is a lot more complicated than playah. I think, if you actually listed the women he's canonically had sex with, you'd be surprised at how low the number is for an international playboy. You'd also be surprised at how many of those sexual encounters took place in the context of a serious romantic relationship - and for a womanizer, he's been serious about a lot of women. tl;dr-ness and disorganized rambling )
schmevil: (domino (skull))
So I just spreed through Grant Morrison's New X-Men and I'm left with an overwhelming feeling of... huh. His ideas, while interesting and fun, often work against the X-Men mythos, to the point where his run is destructive of the brand. It's easy to see why they decided to retcon and overwrite quite a lot of his Big Ideas, and chose Joss Whedon as his successor. I'm just starting Whedon's run but it's far more in line with the X brand than is Morrison's - it's
very much what the company needed, in order to keep the the property viable.

* And I say this knowing that he brought in new readers. I question whether they were the kind of readers Marvel could milk for 20 years though.

The problem with Morrison's run is that it tried to change the world of the X-Men in a way that was incompatible with the shared Marvel Universe, and that severely limited the kind of day-to-day superheroics that keep a franchise plugging along, decade after decade. Morrison's run was a reinvention, and really freakin' cool reinvention at that, but I quite often got the impression that he didn't really like the X-Men.

Characterization was painfully thin at times, sacrificed in favour of plot, and the run is largely devoid of quiet, team moments. And it's those quiet moments that really make a teambook work - this is a team that can barely stand to be in the same room together for any period of time. Which is fine, in and of itself, but I'm not even talking about the tension between Jean and Emma - Morrison is really focused on one-to-one dynamics, and hardly interested in the group.

yay and nay )
schmevil: (iron man)
1. click for funneh )
You can find the whole story behind this panel in She-Hulk #27. I've posted 11 pages at [livejournal.com profile] scans_daily.

2. Also check out the new Iron Man Movie tv spot. Ganked from [livejournal.com profile] pandanoai.

3. And finally, a new interview with Matt Fraction on Invincible Iron Man.

NRAMA: Tony has everything...well, 96% of everything anyone could ever want, and can invent that last remaining 4% before most of the world is up for breakfast. Why does he do the Iron Man thing? What itch does putting on the armor scratch for Tony?

MF: He doesn't have everything. He doesn't have immortality, superpowers, or safety. Try as he might, the future remains outside of his grasp and control. The armor is the literal realization of his self-evolution, of the triumph of human will over the human body.

And, let's not lie-- his first addiction was to adrenaline. He's an inventor and a test pilot in his very soul. Putting the armor on allows Tony to-- well, to slip the surly bonds of Earth and touch the face of god.

At, like, Mach 6.


When Fraction is talking about the character I get really excited. He seems to both *get* and love Tony Stark and Iron Man. But some of his plans leave me cold - for one, I'm really not looking forward to Obediah Stane 3.0 (2.0 being Tiberius Stone). I'd like to move away from the Battle of Geniuses! thing, and open the field to a wider range of antagonists.

The post-human collective in Warren's Hypervelocity was a particularly strong new villain for Tony, because it had the same kind of upward-and-onward ethos of technological development as Tony. Only, it was Tony warped - the idea of technological evolution of humanity taken in an entirely different, and freaking scary direction. Instead of enhancing the body, they did away with the body, in favour of pure consciousness, and temporary body-constructs. Great stuff, especially considering Tony's own body issues.

I'm also really enjoying what the Knaufs are doing with Maya Hansen and the Mandarin. They shift the focus to biotechnological evolution, which is outside of Tony's field of expertise (always a good story-telling strategy), with the added flavour of a morally, and viscerally horrifying experimental protocol. I've liked extremis from the start, but am so happy with Mandarin's plan to salt the earth with it, because: a) it's been so nicely set up; b) it's cool and not easily countered; c) it's cool.

Fraction says that Ezekiel Stane, the villain of his first arc, is going to be "younger, faster, and smarter" than Tony, but let's face it - the basis of this character is grudge-villainy. Considering that there are innumerable characters in the MU who've got a reason to be pissed with him, I really don't think Fraction needs to invent a new character, straight out of the gate, just to set Tony up for a "reckoning". I also think that this "reckoning" he's planning, would have a lot more emotional resonance if it involved the friends and allies he's alienated.

Another issue I have with Fraction's approach is his previous characterization of Tony in The Order. As SpySmasher says:

Based on Fraction's take on Stark in the Order, I'm fairly certain that his Iron Man will be:

1) A bigger asshole than ever.
2) Weaker than ever.
3) Stupider than ever.

Basically, I'm predicting Tony is going to get ____ on, month after month, in his own book. I hope I'm wrong.


Me too, dude. Me too. :|
schmevil: (domino (skull))
This post is basically a bookmark of an interesting discussion, but I also have a request.

Can anyone link me to posts about the 'queerness' of straight women reading and writing femslash? I remember some discussion of this months ago, but I can't find it now.

[livejournal.com profile] hth_the_first: slash communities and queer fan communities.
[livejournal.com profile] telesilla: Academics and Straight Fans.
[livejournal.com profile] mecurtin: Take pity on my fail; also, my possibly unpopular opinion and What I mean by 'queer'.
[livejournal.com profile] ithiliana: response to [livejournal.com profile] telesilla's post.
[livejournal.com profile] fairestcat: Queer People, Queer Acts and Queer Spaces.

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Also, icon - love, hate, indifferent?
schmevil: (kill bill)
Warning: rant!

So the SGA writers can be really freakin' stupid, can't they? I could have really enjoyed this week's episode, but for one line. spoilers )
schmevil: (schmevil grouch)
I read this essay a few months ago, about Snape's death. Specifically it was about how his death was undignified, silly and generally unworthy of such a great man.

Now, in the grand scheme of things, I think Snape pretty much hit the motherfucking jackpot in the Potterverse death sweepstakes. Getting your head bitten off by a snape/horcrux beats the hell out of stumbling through a veil, or getting offed by Molly freakin' Weasley. I mean, if there was a way to go that was unworthy of Snape THAT would be it - getting taken out by a jumped up housewife. And hey, at least he got a death scene. Not every fan favourite can say so much. Nothing says "Your favourite character is unimportant and you're an idiot for loving him" like reading about him dying somewhere, off page.

And come on, we're talking about a guy who was so deep cover that we couldn't be certain of his loyalties until he was dead. Although I've always known how it would turn out. I'm not sure how a surprise attack by a magical attack-snake works out as a bad death for him. I mean, who expects attack-snakes? Really.

The fact that Voldemort took Snape out with Nagini rather than dueling him actually speaks to both their intelligence: "Hey maybe it's not a good idea to directly fight a guy who: 1) has obviously been spying on me for years; 2) knows my moves and a hell of a lot of dark magic, besides being the only other wizard to fly without a broom; 3) is the dude who KILLED DUMBLDORE. Especially considering that 1) I'm in the middle of an assault on Hogwarts, which is defended by students, teachers, the Order of the Phoenix and all six trillion members of the Weasley clan; and 2) I'm gearing up for a battle to the death with my arch-nemesis. Maybe I'll just ninja this fucker instead!"

In conclusion, I'm pro snake bite. Good night and good luck.
schmevil: (ms. marvel (rain))
Ms. Marvel's sales have dropped below the point where Marvel can justify painted covers. This is bad and good. Bad, because less people are reading it and if the numbers drop more, they may cancel the book. Good because the Greg Horn covers have been alternately repulsive and repulsively degrading, and often at odds with the content of the book.

covers 19-22 )

Anatomy issues aside, this is not how I want to imagine my heroes. The poses, the hair, the boob-socks, the faces - it all screams bad soft-core porn.

I don't have a problem with cheesecake per se. I really enjoy the way Frank Cho draws Carol, even with all the ass and tit shots, because she looks hard, strong and heroic. She doesn't look like she's trying to be sexy, or sexual while on the job. Cho's Carol fights evil in a bathing suit but doesn't seem to be seeking male sexual attention. Granted, she's receiving male sexual attention (from Cho, if no one else), but its implied presence in Cho's covers doesn't give me the same kind of icky feeling that I get from Horn's stuff. It doesn't seem as... posed specifically for titillation.

Cho's covers )

Though I have to just point out - in that first cover, Carol's breasts are all kinds of freaky. O.o

Greg Horn's Carol, on the other hand, has a perpetually dazed, come-hither look in her eyes, even when she's about to be mind-controlled, throttled by a cat-woman or possibly molested.

Maybe it's just me, but it almost looks like she's inviting violence.

For contrast, let's look at four covers from Carol's original series.

old school Carol )

Now granted, these are from the era where action-y covers, rather than pinups were popular, but just look at her face, her pose. This is a fighter, not a sex kitten. She's fighting evil in a bathing suit with a freaking cutout and she manages to look tougher than Horn's more covered up modern Carol.

In conclusion: see you in hell, Greg Horn.

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In other news, I'm DONE HEGEL. Oh sweet victory.

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